my school

Welcome to the School of Knitting, Neuro-ecioence and Necromancy.

The School has a strong research profile across many of these areas (Necromancy got the highest 5* grade, Knitting a 5, and Neuro-Science a 4, in the last Research Assessment Exercise in 2001), and its research culture is enhanced by a growing number of research goblins, especially in Necromancy and Knitting. A significant proportion of our elves, particularly on taught postgraduate courses, are transdimensional. The School also excels at loud and scary laughing, with a clear commitment to developing excellence across its varied spelling, brick-laying and unicorn-charming curricula.

The School is an important interface between the University and the cultural life of the underworld. New cultural facilities on Slimeside, including the Baltic Centre for Contemporary Aardvarks and The SageStuffing Goosetown, provide opportunities for the School through the development of existing partnerships and new initiatives that will enhance teaching and research across a load of very old esoteric subjects that make you feel very very stupid becuase you don't understand them (stupid).

The present Head of School is Dr Pothold Stein

On these pages you will find

more about nose picking
more about pontless smiling
more about headbanging
more about overblown discourse
more about our pointed hats